penpals - acquainting people since Dec. 2002   email penpals - find friends around the world

Date: Monday, 20. November 2017
Name: DoubleS96
Living in: flag Canada
Age: 21
Gender: Male
Homepage:
Description:
FART
SNEEZE
FART SNEEZE
ACHOOOOO

DISCLAIMER: I am not a human; I am an alien.

Now that I have your attention...

Hello normal people, creeps, Nigerian scammers who keep saying 'AM NOT HERE FOR SCAM', and weird people like I. Welcome to my page. The page of Penpals. What you are about to read is probably sarcasm and seriousness combined. If you think I'm weird, odd, or anything negative, congratulations. You win a prize.

I'm a 21 year old male. I'm old on the inside, young on the outside, and middle aged in my organs. Is this the part where I start getting serious? Maybe? No? Okay moving on.

I'm a person who likes talking to people from around the world, except for mugus. I don't like mugus from West Africa in their internet cafe trying to figure out how to work a Windows 98 computer with poorly written English telling me to use WhatsApp, or saying 'AM NOT HERE FOR SCAM'.

On top of that, I hope to find a wife from this site. I'd love to fly to Antarctica and just marry a nice female Emperor Penguin and make Penguin-Human hybrid babies. That's my dream. HMU from Antarctica. A penpal relationship can get deeper if we really click - right? Click click like a Penguin waddling in Antarctica. This is how I look at things, and if you look at it the same way, then we'll get along just fine. That being said, if we managed to just become friends, I will still be perfectly fine with that. Friendzoned to the max by a Penguin.

Reply back to me if you're interested.

PS: Don't ask me for MONEY. I had someone tell me they were hurt that I offended them. LOOOL!!

PSS: I love being random and weird. Please be random and weird with me if you want. I'll love you forever.

PSSS: I've had Nigerians lash out at me for talking about Nigerian scammers. Oops. I guess I should be nice.

Interests: Computers/Internet, Sports, Nature, Travelling, Chat, E-mail, Friendship, Flirt, Relationship
Languages: English
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