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Date: Wednesday, 15. June 2022
Name: Therebowran
Email address:debbietheadroit@gmail.com
Living in: flag Unspecified
Age: 24
Gender: Female
Homepage:
Description:
...and I'm back again. It's been 2 years since I last checked this. I occasionally get emails, but nothing that leads anywhere. I'd like to think I'm still weird and funny as fuck. But things that have changed include:
1. I am now the proud owner of two vibrators and one dildo.
2. I am much more cynical than I used to be. I signed up to this website expecting to make friends and everything in-between. Hahaha.

I'll leave the rest of the bio unchanged because there's simply nothing greater lol. So text me, if that's your thing.

Well, I am Deborah (yes you are hun. Even used your real name, why) No, you shall not call me Debbie (good to know we're on the same page about Debbie) or I will head straight for your balls or boobs and it's not because I have any intention of sucking 'em... maybe. (This is the line that had me in hysterics. I still do a lot of sucking, thank you very much)

Anyways, I'm looking for basically anything. Whatever you want, I'm down with that. Except bestiality and scatology and necrophilia and pineapple on pizza. (That last sentence. What was I on???)

Wait...I like pineapple on pizza. (No, we don't. Hot fruit is the devil).

Okay, interests. I play absolutely no sports (atta girl). Although my college application says otherwise. (I don't even remember this, also we dropped out). I like tennis though,(yes, still can't play). I play a lil bit of football (yes). I can't swim but I love the water (yes). And I'm mighty good at skipping (jump rope). (Yes to this as well).

I write, I dance, I sing, I masturbate and I steal candies from old ladies and push babies down stairs. (Yes, to all of this. But the old ladies and babies part should be daddies now? We troll daddies on the internet).

Wanna know more? Hit me up debbietheadroit@gmail.com . Free boob pics for first 10 people. (Still got that sense of humour)

No, I'm lying. I will send you a portion of God's word so that you may be saved.

God bless.

(Let's begin, shall we?)

Interests: Literature, Movies/TV, Music, Computers/Internet, Humour, Fashion, Animals, Nature, Crafts, Cooking, Cultures, Languages, Humanities, Science, Travelling, Adventure, World affairs, Chat, E-mail, Snail Mail, Friendship, Flirt, Relationship, Education, Games
Languages: English, Other
Requirements: between 20 and 50 years old


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