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Date: Tuesday, 05. October 2021
Name: Therebowran
Living in: flag Unspecified
Age: 23
Gender: Female
Was reading my old emails and found a notification about this account. Curious, I decided to come on, see what was up. Thankfully, I am a creature of habit who uses the same password even after years later.

Reading this bio, I laughed in hysteric embarrassment before I decided to give young me some credit. From this, you can tell I'm funny and weird as fuck. Have I changed? Well, who knows? I left the old bio as it is, with some changes and commentary.

Enjoy, ya weirdos.
Okay, a few lines describing myself...

Well, I am Deborah (yes you are hun. Even used your real name, why) No, you shall not call me Debbie (good to know were on the same page about Debbie) or I will head straight for your balls or boobs and it's not because I have any intention of sucking 'em... maybe. (This is the line that had me in hysterics. I still do a lot of sucking, thank you very much)

Anyways, I'm looking for basically anything. Whatever you want, I'm down with that. Except bestiality and scatology and necrophilia and pineapple on pizza. (That last sentence. What was I on??)

Wait...I like pineapple on pizza. (No, we don't. Hot fruit is the devil).

Okay, interests. I play absolutely no sports (atta girl). Although my college application says otherwise. (I don't even remember this, also we dropped out). I like tennis though,(yes, still can't play). I play a lil bit of football (yes). I can't swim but I love the water (yes). And I'm mighty good at skipping (jump rope). (Yes to this as well).

I write, I dance, I sing, I masturbate and I steal candies from old ladies and push babies down stairs. (Yes, to all of this. But the old ladies and babies part should be daddies now? We troll daddies on the internet).

Wanna know more? Hit me up . Free boob pics for first 10 people. (Still gat that sense of humour)

No, I'm lying. I will send you a portion of God's word so that you may be saved.

God bless. (Love ya, hun).

(Let's begin, shall we?)

Interests: Literature, Movies/TV, Music, Computers/Internet, Humour, Fashion, Animals, Nature, Crafts, Cooking, Cultures, Languages, Humanities, Science, Travelling, Adventure, World affairs, Chat, E-mail, Snail Mail, Friendship, Flirt, Relationship, Education, Games
Languages: English

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