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Date: Monday, 21. March 2022
Name: wildmonkeyboy
Living in: flag United States - Texas - Garland
Age: 50
Gender: Male
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Description:
If you send me a letter in crayon you might not get a reply. Color markers maybe. Hahaha, im easy going, funny yet can be serious. With that said, im looking for a fun silly woman to laugh with. That doesn't mind a little flirting. Life too serious to go with a little flirting. But we can also do non flirting..then you deal with the serious side of me. No im not crazy...shhh crazy people go to jail, insane people get put in the nut house...hahaha

Disclaimer: uhm...I will not send you money nor ask for money. I will not marry you to help you get your green card. If you have large boobs then maybe marriage 😜..I will not ask for your naked pictures nor will I send you my naked pictures(scary enough to see myself naked) hahaha... uhm I think that is it.... Oh oh I won't be your pet monkey...unless you can cook well enough and you are naughty then we'll talk.. LoL

Any age, unless you are sending me crayon letters then write... I see you back there being all shy... lol

Brain checked out moment: a woman laying on the beach with a yellow bikini on and large breasts. We were walking by and he nudge me. Out loud 'wow look at those mangoes.' Needless to say she looked at me in shock and horror as she thought I was talking about her breasts. I kneel down next to her and I'm sure her hand was going for my face. 'where did you get those ripped mangos from?' Her friend said, 'oh I gotten them from that guy over there.' Oh how the woman blushed and realized what I was talking about. She apologized to me. I told her not to, 'I'm thirsty and dry and wanted someone sweet to eat. Don't get me wrong, your mangos look good as well but I need something sweet.' 😝ðŸĪŠ

Interests: Movies/TV, Music, Humour, Adventure, Chat, E-mail, Snail Mail, Friendship, Flirt, Games
Languages: English, Other
Requirements: Only females


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