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Date: Sunday, 29. March 2020
Name: Ant man
Living in: flag Canada
Age: 51
Gender: Male
So, like, good day, eh! Welcome to a denizen of the Great White North, eh. So, like, today's topic is, like, writing to other people that aren't hosers,eh. Well, okay, that's like calling the hockey puck calling the hockey tape black to say that I'm not, like, a hoser, eh, but, like, you know, I'm trying to, like, you know, be all high falutin', cuz, like, I can be cuz I don't have hosers telling me that they aren't the hosers, I'm the hoser,e h. It's like "take off, eh you're the hosers cuz youre' calling me a hoser so you like have to be the hoser cuz only like a hoser can recognize another hoser, eh, hoser". Canada is a lot like America, but , uhm, uh, er,like, different, eh. For instance, they are spelt differently and, like, Canada has an extra eh in it, eh. Clearly, there needs to be some sort of human connection until the world's lunacy has past and everyone shrugs their shoulders and goes back to eating back bacon and poutine while watching the Celine Dion versus Sarah Mclachlan dog sledding race with a hint of added suspense being provided as both are chased by rabid polar bears who have been just released from a cage where the discography of Nickelback was sung to them by Michael Buble and Bryan Adams as the words were mimed out by William Shatner and Ryan Reynolds. Shawn Mendes and Justin Beiber were adequate hosts though their constant complimenting the other on how pretty they looked was a bit much, however the play by play action rapped out by Drake was beautifully done. But, like I said, eh, we Canadians aren't much different than Americans. So, uhm, like, that's all eh, so like…well, so, uhm, good day, eh.
I apologize profusely for the above nonsensical claptrap. They unveiled a new statue in Edmonton of Bob and Doug Mackenzie and they had such a profound impact on my life that I have mentally thrown back the clock of time to a much more innocent time.

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