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Date: Sunday, 20. October 2019
Name: XbrynX
Living in: flag United Kingdom
Age: 77
Gender: Male
I am a 77 young Male,
Love life, and the great outdoors, Gardening walking. and traveling via car.
Live in a beautiful part of the world . also Spent some time in Germany.
I am very active person . Some say I have ants in my pants , Can't sit still. it keeps me young. and so do my Grand kids.
This is difficult to write 2000 characters about oneself..
How difficult is it to write 2000 characters. about oneself. So here goes,
sorry but needs must
An elderly couple goes to Burger King and shares their fries and burger. A trucker sitting next to them offers to pay for the old lady. 'It's all right,' says the old man. 'We always share everything.' On seeing that the old lady has not eaten anything, the trucker once again makes an offer. The old man once again assures the trucker to stay calm and resumes eating. Finally, the trucker asks the lady about not eating anything. The old lady replies, ' I am waiting for the teeth.'
A man in conversation with his friend says that his wife is on a 3-week diet. The friend curiously asks, how much has she lost? The man replies, 'Two weeks.'
You know you're getting old when you stop to tie your shoelaces and wonder what else you could do while you're down there.
I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.
'If you think women are the weaker sex, try pulling the blanket back to your side.'
"I tell you what always catches my eye. Short people with an umbrella."
"My girlfriend's dog died. So I got her an identical one. She was livid: ‘What I'm going to do with two dead dogs?'"
Wouldn't exercise be more fun if calories screamed while you burned them?"
I have Alzheimer's bulimia – first I eat everything in sight and then I forget to puke.

Interests: Humour, Animals, Nature, Languages, Travelling, Chat, E-mail, Friendship, Flirt
Languages: English, German
Requirements: Only females older than 66

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