I hail from a small town where the livestock outnumbers the residents by a ratio of 25:1. I am a conversationalist by nature and enjoy many forms of banter. I do try to steer away from political and religious talk.
I believe sarcasm is a lost art and often misunderstood form of communication.
I believe my pet rock 'Rocky' has more common sense than most.
I believe startling fainting goats is an underappreciated form of entertainment.
In a world full of snowflakes, I am a flamethrower with an opinion on pretty much everything.